Think of a recent meal and describe it from the point of view of your silverware.
If you didn’t use silverware to eat this meal, you are a heathen. And, if you didn’t use silverware, describe the meal from the point of view of the animal or plant from which the meal’s main components originated.
You have 100 words. Submit your exercise in the comments for this post. I’ll put mine there shortly.
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Sticky. The cheese wraps around my flat blade and coagulates. Nowhere for it to go. Molten, it cools quickly and takes little bits of ham, bacon and spinach with it. Oh, the humanity.
My friend the fork seems not to care. She lets her tines dash in and out of the meat. Then, in dainty stabs she picks up bite-size chunks of omelet and transports them into Jeff’s mouth.
I’m not appreciated. He tosses me aside and interacts passionately with the fork. I want to cut him. Badly.
“You are such an oaf. Why are you using ME to shovel these elegant, chick pea-stuffed ravioli into your mouth? You, who professes to want an elegant life? You who craves a graceful, lush life? I suppose I should have known the minute you poured this pasta meal into a cereal bowl – a cereal bowl – that there was no savoring to be had with this meal. You even went to the trouble of stopping at the nearby gourmet market to buy fresh and locally grown zucchini and a nice goat cheese. What is wrong with you?
Sigh. What is my function tonight? To make sure you don’t injure your gums by accidentally stabbing them with the tine of a fork as you gobble this lovely meal, and to prevent you from spilling goat cheese/caper/tomato down the front of your fitted, Ann Taylor t-shirt so you don’t embarrass yourself later when you have to give an impromptu speech at a televised School Committee. Let the record show that I’m embarrassed for you because of your eating habits. And, I’m proud enough of my role in the silverware drawer to not let you down. “