Jeff Cutler - columns, essays and opinions » toyota http://jeffcutler.com/jeff Content Specialist, Social Media Journalist Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:27:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Pirate Cars! http://jeffcutler.com/jeff/2008/12/pirate-cars/ http://jeffcutler.com/jeff/2008/12/pirate-cars/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:27:25 +0000 Jeff Cutler http://jeffcutler.com/jeff/?p=367 ---yes, there's more---]]> The other day I pulled up beside a Yaris and just wanted to yell “YARIS” at the top of my lungs. It might have been immature and unnecessary, but I thought it funny.

Now I realize after yelling the name in my head repeatedly that it sounds a lot like YARRRIS. And that my friends is exactly the type of car a pirate would drive.

Seriously.

“Excuse me Bluebeard, is that your minivan?”

“Shiver me timbers, no. I drive a yarrrrghis. A pretty red one.”

Yaris. The car for pirates.

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