Paranoia

Chair Dancing Danger – Exercise Ball EXPLODES

November 10, 2015

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I don’t know how to accurately describe this, so here’s the video that encompasses my fears. Laura and others who are fond of using these devil devices at work, BEWARE!
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Eerie Earwig

August 5, 2015

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Bugs in your drink are NEVER good. They can kill you!
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Glue Laces

January 3, 2015

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That while visiting the gym for the first time since the late 1980s, you decide the low-hanging fruit is the exercise bike – as you used to race bikes and love the Tour de France. But as you get rolling, your shoelace (on shoes that are also circa 1988) gets […]
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Cat Corpse

June 24, 2014

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The realization, after you haven’t seen your new kitten for a few weeks, that when you removed the back of the IKEA bookcase you may have sealed the poor kitty’s fate. As you step closer to the structure, you smell something horrid and understand that the curious cat crawled up […]
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Social Media Club Death by Squid

June 2, 2014

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Death by a Charles River monster is never fun - especially when rowing with social media club Boston.
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Couch Conviction

February 25, 2014

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That when you finally take the time to plan out a visit to your local neighborhood therapist, the $.05 you spend (Peanuts reference) for this treatment results in you revealing far more than you ever intended. Subsequently, the police or a squad of white-jacketed clinicians are at the door and […]
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