Santa but not Columbus! Seriously?

October 10, 2011

Just a quick note to ask whether we’re discriminating agains foreigners again. I mean, here in America we are all about having a day off whenever that big fat white guy Santa Claus decides it’s time to share gifts and fly reindeer around.

But let us try and honor some Spaniard who sailed a few ships and found the new World and the government and the banks decide it’s a silly practice to close down workplaces.

Seriously, are the #occupywallstreet opponents opposed to letting us enjoy a little more weekend? Why can’t we have Christopher Columbus’ day off too?

And it’s no mere coincidence that both these guys are named Chris…is it? What say you about giving the American people another day off to spend with family?