Being faithful – NOT Hillary

February 10, 2008

It was heartwarming, NOT, to see how Hillary Rodham Tess of the Baskervilles Clinton treated her longtime campaign manager today.

In a fit worthy of Van Gogh and his memorable ear-slicing incident, Clinton chopped off manager Patti Solis Doyle and replaced her with longtime aide Maggie Williams.

Let me be clear, I like Obama and relish the disarray the Clinton camp finds itself in today. BUT that doesn’t mean I don’t have some advice for the former first wench, I mean wife.

Get rid of Bill!!

That’s right, stop listening to your husband like you should have done back when he was getting a personal lubrication job and jettison that dead weight.

Essentially, Hillary’s problem has been faithfulness all along. She should have been less faithful with her husband and kicked him to the curb. Then her campaign would be clicking along nicely and she would be able to show more faith in poor Patti Solis Doyle.

Maybe the best advice now is to pack up your bags and go home. It’s Obama/McCain in 2008.

Goodbye Hillary.

Oh, one more thing. Unbunch your panties over what the press says about your daughter. You ARE pimping her and everyone you know out in an effort to get votes.

Just admit that and maybe some voters will have a little more belief in the crap that spouts endlessly from your pie hole.

More to come…