Deadly Milk Dud

November 1, 2007

That while gobbling the remains of your Halloween candy, you’ll toss a Milk Dud into your gullet too fast and block your airway. Then, when you collapse and die, you’ll pull the bedpan in which you store the candy down on top of you causing a big gash in your head.

THEN, when somebody finds you they’ll open an investigation into your murder because they don’t understand how the gash and the crash and the death came about.

Ultimately, your estate will remain unsettled for centuries as the authorities investigate the crime.