Oil Spill Horror

August 3, 2010

That when reporting for #ioilspill you bend near the water trying to locate a tarball and suddenly are attacked simultaneously from three directions…from the water’s surface by an alligator, from the shallows by a shark who’s angry that it’s currently #sharkweek on Discovery Channel, and from behind by a local rattler who is peeved that you’ve left footprints on his sugar-sand beach.

Needless to say, your last thoughts are about the gator, shark, rattler Po’boy you’re going to order in heaven.