Sunroof Slashing – Death by Axe

December 15, 2012

That when you’re watching the Geminid meteor shower from the front seat of your MINI Cooper with the sunroof (or is it moon roof because you’re looking through it at night) open, you realize that the factors that make for good meteor viewing also make for perfect horror movie scripts. And as you recline your seat back to stare skyward, you also understand that at any moment an axe-wielding zombie could stroll from the nearby woods and swing through the opening in the roof into your tender skull. As you hear the whoosh of the hickory shaft and the first crack of contact with your facial bones, you wonder if maybe watching the meteors on UStream would have been as much fun.