Threshold Black Hole

January 11, 2009

That while walking back to your hotel room you fumble your key and it bounces once on the rug and then darts under the door to another room in the hall.

Further, that when you dive for the bouncing card you bump your head and can’t remember which door your key went under, what room you’re supposed to be in, or what you’re even doing in Arkansas wearing a swimsuit in the middle of March.