Geraldine hits the bricks

March 12, 2008

A few weeks back I made the mistake in this very blog to mention that Barak Obama was black. CF corrected me and I have since been referring to him as being of mixed descent as all the TV news programs are doing.

Now for me, a genius writer from the suburbs, it was pretty easy to figure out that I might get some people peeved if I kept up with my insensitive use of language. Therefore, I quit it.

If I’m not mistaken, there is some ugly woman whose only claim to fame is being married to a guy who fooled around with an intern in the White House’s Oval Office. This woman has recently said clearly that the only reason Barak Obama is leading the Democratic race for the presidential nomination is his skin color.

This caused Geraldine Ferraro to immediately resign her position within Hillary’s campaign. Now dear Mrs. Clinton has lost a press secretary and the only other woman to get this close to being elected president. Too bad if Hillary keeps it up, she won’t make history in a good way.

Let me just say, “HOLY CRAP!” Is this the person you want running the country? Sounds like she’s a little right of Rush Limbaugh. And she seems so sensitive.

She’s the same whack-job who suggested that the person who was leading the race, voluntarily take over second place so she could be the main candidate for president. That’s akin to letting Billy Crystal at 60 years old replace a 26-year-old all-star…whoops, that’s another insane decision from the land of instability—New York.

What I’m trying to say here is that until you stupid Democrats wake up and focus your energy on one candidate, you’re going to keep losing to sub-par Republicans. Boot Hillary back to the psychologically battered women’s shelter where she belongs and get behind Obama.

Could there be any more idiocy in this land? Oh, there is. Here’s a spam email I got from one of the many people that think it’s fun to fill my box up with crap. Luckily this piece of mail had the redeeming quality of being able to fit today’s rant.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work  Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again.  I gave her the Money back .same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a  little chalk board that said ‘buy one-get one free.’ ‘They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,’ she said, ‘so I guess they’re both free.’
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, ‘Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the North?’  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.’

They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, ‘The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.’ He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’ Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, ‘Uh, Pacific.’

They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry  because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?’

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he  would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry  enough to eat 6 pieces.’

Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all …they Vote!

More to come…